Player Profiles
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Name: Gary Theobald #1
Nickname: Answers to most but #1, Skip, El Capo or Theo seem to be the most frequent/printable.
Preferred Position: Open side flank 'til I got fat n slow – loose head prop seems to be the resting place. Proud of the fact I’ve played everywhere except Full Back.
Moles Debut: The original Moles v Westcombe Park Gents fixture.
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Anything really (especially if ordered by The Judge) other than $hit n Scream.Quite partial the new and revived Whitstable Bay IPA.
My honorary Mole would be: Bernie Johnson – for those who knew him, no explanation is needed. For those who didn’t ask any of the “Has Beens” over a pint and you’ll very quickly understand……
Nickname: Answers to most but #1, Skip, El Capo or Theo seem to be the most frequent/printable.
Preferred Position: Open side flank 'til I got fat n slow – loose head prop seems to be the resting place. Proud of the fact I’ve played everywhere except Full Back.
Moles Debut: The original Moles v Westcombe Park Gents fixture.
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Anything really (especially if ordered by The Judge) other than $hit n Scream.Quite partial the new and revived Whitstable Bay IPA.
My honorary Mole would be: Bernie Johnson – for those who knew him, no explanation is needed. For those who didn’t ask any of the “Has Beens” over a pint and you’ll very quickly understand……
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Name: Ian Datlen #22
Nickname: Little E
Preferred Position: Hooker
Moles Debut: The fabled Christmas charity game which sowed the seed and said never again !! But Philphy Papworth talked me round and I played in the original Westcombe Park Game
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Why champagne darling of course!
My honorary Mole would be: Hmm....bring back Peter Ramsay!
Nickname: Little E
Preferred Position: Hooker
Moles Debut: The fabled Christmas charity game which sowed the seed and said never again !! But Philphy Papworth talked me round and I played in the original Westcombe Park Game
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Why champagne darling of course!
My honorary Mole would be: Hmm....bring back Peter Ramsay!
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Name: Mike Murray #73
Nickname: Elvis
Preferred Position: Loose head prop
Moles Debut: v Bexley 3s in 2011
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Keith Richards, despite being from Dartford,'Keef' likes a drink and a sing song and with no known rugby ability, should fit in well!
Nickname: Elvis
Preferred Position: Loose head prop
Moles Debut: v Bexley 3s in 2011
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Keith Richards, despite being from Dartford,'Keef' likes a drink and a sing song and with no known rugby ability, should fit in well!
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Name: Steve Weeks #5
Nickname: Squeeksy
Preferred Position: Standing at the bar but I have played1,3,4,5,6,7,8,11,12,13 and14
Moles Debut: The original Westcombe Park match in1863. Played wing got Man of the Match , which really pissed off Lord Jim!
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Yes please!
My honorary Mole would be: Alf Garnett; as happy as me and hates everyone. Talks a good game?
Nickname: Squeeksy
Preferred Position: Standing at the bar but I have played1,3,4,5,6,7,8,11,12,13 and14
Moles Debut: The original Westcombe Park match in1863. Played wing got Man of the Match , which really pissed off Lord Jim!
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Yes please!
My honorary Mole would be: Alf Garnett; as happy as me and hates everyone. Talks a good game?
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Name: Ian Jones #51
Nickname: Bugs
Preferred Position: Lock
Moles Debut: International vs Cologne 2006
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Whatever there is most of (I am a very adaptable drunk)
My honorary Mole would be: Banksy – At least if he drew on me I would be worth a few bob!!
Nickname: Bugs
Preferred Position: Lock
Moles Debut: International vs Cologne 2006
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Whatever there is most of (I am a very adaptable drunk)
My honorary Mole would be: Banksy – At least if he drew on me I would be worth a few bob!!
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Name: Jamie Barr #45
Nickname: Holiday
Preferred Position: Doggy Style
Moles Debut: In the bar being taught how to play 2nd row before the game.
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Champagne
My honorary Mole would be: Roman Abramovitch; he can pay for everything!
Nickname: Holiday
Preferred Position: Doggy Style
Moles Debut: In the bar being taught how to play 2nd row before the game.
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Champagne
My honorary Mole would be: Roman Abramovitch; he can pay for everything!
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Name: Jim Hill #2
Nickname: Lord Jim
Preferred Position: Number 8
Moles Debut: Original game vs Westcombe Park
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Copious amounts of lager
My honorary Mole would be: Cary Grant or Danny La Rue, Men to equal my sartorial and fragrant style.
Nickname: Lord Jim
Preferred Position: Number 8
Moles Debut: Original game vs Westcombe Park
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Copious amounts of lager
My honorary Mole would be: Cary Grant or Danny La Rue, Men to equal my sartorial and fragrant style.
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Name: Graeme Trigg #72
Nickname: Shotgun
Preferred Position: Inside Centre
Moles Debut: Bexley 3s, 2011
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness or Stella or Fosters
My honorary Mole would be: Honorary Mole?! You don't just get given a tie! You have to EARN it! Posthumously: Oliver Reed.
Nickname: Shotgun
Preferred Position: Inside Centre
Moles Debut: Bexley 3s, 2011
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness or Stella or Fosters
My honorary Mole would be: Honorary Mole?! You don't just get given a tie! You have to EARN it! Posthumously: Oliver Reed.
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Name: Brian Rayner #53
Nickname: Stupid, now Bananaman
Preferred Position: Flanker but put at Full Back
Moles Debut: Old G's Memorial Game)
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Coke
My honorary Mole would be: Brian May (not have answered this question)
Nickname: Stupid, now Bananaman
Preferred Position: Flanker but put at Full Back
Moles Debut: Old G's Memorial Game)
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Coke
My honorary Mole would be: Brian May (not have answered this question)
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Name: Mark Armitage #65
Nickname: Oaf
Preferred Position: Lock
Moles Debut: vs Folkestone 2009
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Vodka
My honorary Mole would be: Lenny McLean - because he was a double hard bastard and arguments with the ref would have been entertaining.
Nickname: Oaf
Preferred Position: Lock
Moles Debut: vs Folkestone 2009
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Vodka
My honorary Mole would be: Lenny McLean - because he was a double hard bastard and arguments with the ref would have been entertaining.
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Name: Stuart Harrington #28
Nickname: Cabin Boy/Choirmaster
Preferred Position: 6
Moles Debut: Years ago
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Literally anything
My honorary Mole would be: Tom Jones; being Welsh, he's bound to be a decent rugby player and every tour would have a decent choirmaster.
Nickname: Cabin Boy/Choirmaster
Preferred Position: 6
Moles Debut: Years ago
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Literally anything
My honorary Mole would be: Tom Jones; being Welsh, he's bound to be a decent rugby player and every tour would have a decent choirmaster.
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Name: Steve Halpin #52
Nickname: Windy
Preferred Position: 4
Moles Debut: Not sure, No1 can confirm, probably broke something anyway…
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Stella
My honorary Mole would be: Oliver Reed, like most of the Moles can walk in spastic inebriation and talk a load of bollocks!
Nickname: Windy
Preferred Position: 4
Moles Debut: Not sure, No1 can confirm, probably broke something anyway…
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Stella
My honorary Mole would be: Oliver Reed, like most of the Moles can walk in spastic inebriation and talk a load of bollocks!
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Name: Dave Slade #47
Nickname: Stan
Preferred Position: Inside Centre
Moles Debut: vs Maidstone Vets 2004
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: My old man. He would have out drunk and out sung the lot of us.
Nickname: Stan
Preferred Position: Inside Centre
Moles Debut: vs Maidstone Vets 2004
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: My old man. He would have out drunk and out sung the lot of us.
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Name: Andy Moore #25
Nickname: Mooro / you gobby little c***
Preferred Position: Scrum Half
Moles Debut: vs Canterbury 2***?
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Dudley Moore; good drinker, excellent banter not sure about his rugby skills but does that matter for a mole?
Nickname: Mooro / you gobby little c***
Preferred Position: Scrum Half
Moles Debut: vs Canterbury 2***?
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Dudley Moore; good drinker, excellent banter not sure about his rugby skills but does that matter for a mole?
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Name: Tokunbo Howe #60
Nickname: Toks, 'Gay Boy', 'Sailor Boy', 'Gay Sailor Boy', 'Ethnic Mole', Brown Mole' and "you ball greedy b*stard"
Preferred Position: Any where from No 9 to 15, but usually No10
Moles Debut: A long time ago, tricked into it by little E and Mr t after joining the Gremlins Coaching Team
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Lager, but after 4 pints anything wet!
My honorary Mole would be: Peter Ford, my PE teacher at St George's school.
Nickname: Toks, 'Gay Boy', 'Sailor Boy', 'Gay Sailor Boy', 'Ethnic Mole', Brown Mole' and "you ball greedy b*stard"
Preferred Position: Any where from No 9 to 15, but usually No10
Moles Debut: A long time ago, tricked into it by little E and Mr t after joining the Gremlins Coaching Team
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Lager, but after 4 pints anything wet!
My honorary Mole would be: Peter Ford, my PE teacher at St George's school.
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Name: Mick Terry #55
Nickname: Squirrel Muncher
Preferred Position: Winger although I like juggling balls in the full back position from time to time.
Moles Debut: Easily forgotten
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: WKD
My honorary Mole would be: Liberace, because I look like him
Nickname: Squirrel Muncher
Preferred Position: Winger although I like juggling balls in the full back position from time to time.
Moles Debut: Easily forgotten
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: WKD
My honorary Mole would be: Liberace, because I look like him
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Name: Mark Bruce #48
Nickname: Brucie / Deli (can’t understand why!!)
Preferred Position: Tighthead Prop
Moles Debut: Maidstone Vets 2004
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Micky ‘The Munch’ Skinner, not to be confused with Micky ‘The Squirrel Muncher’ Terry. While clearly a
better player than any of us ever were he played rugby in the same spirit and joie de vivre that the Moles has come to stand for.
Nickname: Brucie / Deli (can’t understand why!!)
Preferred Position: Tighthead Prop
Moles Debut: Maidstone Vets 2004
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Micky ‘The Munch’ Skinner, not to be confused with Micky ‘The Squirrel Muncher’ Terry. While clearly a
better player than any of us ever were he played rugby in the same spirit and joie de vivre that the Moles has come to stand for.
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Name: Andy Gardiner #9
Nickname: I was never given one, they didn't dare! Might have one now though.
Preferred Position: Anywhere in the forwards, but happy to chill out in the backs
Moles Debut: Original lineup (v Westcombe Park 1998) passed a ball out of a breakdown to the skipper for his first try for the Moles. The after match party at the McGee's was the best blast ever.
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: Alcohol in a vessel of some description. (errr.....that'd be a jug wouldn't it Andy???)
My honorary Mole would be: Clint Eastwood - hard as nails!
Nickname: I was never given one, they didn't dare! Might have one now though.
Preferred Position: Anywhere in the forwards, but happy to chill out in the backs
Moles Debut: Original lineup (v Westcombe Park 1998) passed a ball out of a breakdown to the skipper for his first try for the Moles. The after match party at the McGee's was the best blast ever.
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: Alcohol in a vessel of some description. (errr.....that'd be a jug wouldn't it Andy???)
My honorary Mole would be: Clint Eastwood - hard as nails!
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Name: Garry Hodges #70
Nickname: Garry "The Hair" Hodges or Gazza
Preferred Position: 2nd row, 4 or 5
Moles Debut: vs Maidstone Vets 2009
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness or port
My honorary Mole would be: Oliver Reed - tells the occasional story, likes a drink and has a head full of hair!
Nickname: Garry "The Hair" Hodges or Gazza
Preferred Position: 2nd row, 4 or 5
Moles Debut: vs Maidstone Vets 2009
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness or port
My honorary Mole would be: Oliver Reed - tells the occasional story, likes a drink and has a head full of hair!
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Name: Alan Taylor #7
Nickname: Meemar
Preferred Position: Full Back / Outside Half
Moles Debut: Original Mole 1998
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: A decent real ale
My honorary Mole would be: Winston Churchill (wanted to fight them on the beaches etc) or Galileo - took a lot of shit for his ideas but was proved right - just like me!!
Nickname: Meemar
Preferred Position: Full Back / Outside Half
Moles Debut: Original Mole 1998
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: A decent real ale
My honorary Mole would be: Winston Churchill (wanted to fight them on the beaches etc) or Galileo - took a lot of shit for his ideas but was proved right - just like me!!
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Name: Ralph Walpole #42
Preferred Position: Prop
Moles Debut: Years ago v Aylesford
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Jack Daniels
My honorary Mole would be: Bruce Young - great player, great tourist
Preferred Position: Prop
Moles Debut: Years ago v Aylesford
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Jack Daniels
My honorary Mole would be: Bruce Young - great player, great tourist
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Name: Gareth Moore
Preferred Position: 6
Moles Debut: Maidstone 2012
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Les Dawson - funny and built well for prop.
Preferred Position: 6
Moles Debut: Maidstone 2012
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Les Dawson - funny and built well for prop.
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Name: Terry Howard #36
Nickname: El Tel
Preferred Position: Hooker
Moles Debut: 2002 v Gillingham Anchorians
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Lager
My honorary Mole would be: Neil Back - Hard as nails!
Nickname: El Tel
Preferred Position: Hooker
Moles Debut: 2002 v Gillingham Anchorians
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Lager
My honorary Mole would be: Neil Back - Hard as nails!
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Name: Guy Luscombe #49
Nickname: Ork
Preferred Position: Anywhere where I can bite people!
Moles Debut: Look, unlike the rest of them, I've played rugby for Gravesend every season since I was 16 for many teams, for many skippers so I can't remember things like this.
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Anyone who bites people!.
Nickname: Ork
Preferred Position: Anywhere where I can bite people!
Moles Debut: Look, unlike the rest of them, I've played rugby for Gravesend every season since I was 16 for many teams, for many skippers so I can't remember things like this.
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Anyone who bites people!.
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Name: Neil Martin #62
Preferred Position: Outside Centre
Moles Debut: v Maidstone V, 2007
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Fosters or Vodka
My honorary Mole would be: Steve McQueen - cool under pressure or Lee Marvin - drinking buddy
Preferred Position: Outside Centre
Moles Debut: v Maidstone V, 2007
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Fosters or Vodka
My honorary Mole would be: Steve McQueen - cool under pressure or Lee Marvin - drinking buddy
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Name: Andy Sutherland #23
Nickname: Suv
Preferred Position: I think I'm versatile enough to cover just about any position on the park...apart from front row. Or back row. Or half back. Oh, or three quarters. Alright, not full back either. But I've got the rest covered
Moles Debut: Not too sure due to so many blows on the head. Think I played the original 'charity' match sometime towards the end of the last century. The rest is a bit of a blur. Last game v Bexley 3s 2011.
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Anyone got some if that lovely garlic beer?
My honorary Mole would be: Homer Simpson, a shining example to us all and a worthy role model for all Moles.
Nickname: Suv
Preferred Position: I think I'm versatile enough to cover just about any position on the park...apart from front row. Or back row. Or half back. Oh, or three quarters. Alright, not full back either. But I've got the rest covered
Moles Debut: Not too sure due to so many blows on the head. Think I played the original 'charity' match sometime towards the end of the last century. The rest is a bit of a blur. Last game v Bexley 3s 2011.
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Anyone got some if that lovely garlic beer?
My honorary Mole would be: Homer Simpson, a shining example to us all and a worthy role model for all Moles.
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Name: Adrian Perrett
Nickname: Velcro (thanks #1!)
Preferred Position: Wing
Moles Debut: v Footscray 2011
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Freddie Mercury - I want to break free
Nickname: Velcro (thanks #1!)
Preferred Position: Wing
Moles Debut: v Footscray 2011
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
My honorary Mole would be: Freddie Mercury - I want to break free
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Name: Jeff Saward #35
Nickname: Nod / The Mighty Atom
Preferred Position: Scrum Half
Moles Debut: c. 2002 v Maidstone Vets
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: Dr Pepper
My honorary Mole would be: Che Guevara - started a fight with the Americans knowing he couldn't win!
Nickname: Nod / The Mighty Atom
Preferred Position: Scrum Half
Moles Debut: c. 2002 v Maidstone Vets
The jug I am most likely to be looking for is filled with: Dr Pepper
My honorary Mole would be: Che Guevara - started a fight with the Americans knowing he couldn't win!
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Name: Paul Knight #6
Nickname (if applicable): PK (unless your Brian Breganza, who thinks I’m called Pete)
Preferred Position: Started at fly half but could’nt kick for toffee,, worked through the centres ( too much tackling involved) and found my home on the wing, where I improved my juggling skills no end.
Moles Debut: Mole game #1
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
Who would be your honorary Mole and why?: Len Goodman, he could certainly waltz through the opposition.
Nickname (if applicable): PK (unless your Brian Breganza, who thinks I’m called Pete)
Preferred Position: Started at fly half but could’nt kick for toffee,, worked through the centres ( too much tackling involved) and found my home on the wing, where I improved my juggling skills no end.
Moles Debut: Mole game #1
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Guinness
Who would be your honorary Mole and why?: Len Goodman, he could certainly waltz through the opposition.
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Name: Brian Williams #74
Preferred Position: Second or Front row.
Moles Debut: Folkstone Vets '12.
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Anything really, usually the black stuff or a good ale.
My honorary Mole would be: Ray Winstone - 'ard old bastard 'let's ave it you slags
Preferred Position: Second or Front row.
Moles Debut: Folkstone Vets '12.
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Anything really, usually the black stuff or a good ale.
My honorary Mole would be: Ray Winstone - 'ard old bastard 'let's ave it you slags
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Name: Ian Martin
Nickname (if applicable): Oily
Preferred Position: Flanker
Moles Debut: v Cologne 2012
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Whiskey Mac
Who would be your honorary Mole and why?: The Great Soprendo - "Piff Paff Poof" and the Moles have won!
Nickname (if applicable): Oily
Preferred Position: Flanker
Moles Debut: v Cologne 2012
The jug I'm most likely to be looking for is filled with: Whiskey Mac
Who would be your honorary Mole and why?: The Great Soprendo - "Piff Paff Poof" and the Moles have won!